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LIVING THE DREAM.

You’re one bad trade away from selling your organs while your wife’s boyfriend laughs at your portfolio. $POOR is the ultimate poverty cult.

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CURRENT MOOD: BROKE BUT OPTIMISTIC

Why $POOR?

Because we’re tired of the "utility" lies. We don't have a blockchain. We don't have a protocol. We have a golden fork and a shared vision of either owning a private island or the highest-quality sleeping bag in the park.

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GOLDEN FORK

We eat ramen with class. Standard is everything in the gutter.

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BOX LIFESTYLE

Lower overhead means more money for the next dip.

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JEET REPELLENT

If you sell for $20 profit, we hope your charger only works at an angle.

THE ROADMAP OF DELUSION

DENIAL

Launch on Moonshot. Convince your neighbors that $POOR is a "strategic hedge" while you steal their WiFi.

ANGER

Raid every influencer on X. If they don't buy, we post their browser history. Instability is our budget.

BARGAINING

Migrate to Raydium. Promise the community a spray-painted golden fork if we hit a $1M market cap.

ASCENSION

Private islands or park benches. No in-between. The gutter takes over the world.